What does Chode mean?

A slang term for a penis that is wider than it is long.

Other definitions of Chode:

  • A derogatory term similar to "douche" that you can apply to anyone you find deplorable. Actually refers to a penis that's so short, it's wider than its length.
  • A dick that is so small, that it actually measures wider than its erect length. Also known as a micropenis.

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How to use the term

  • Sex was not the focal point of our relationship, so we learned to live with his chode. We've been happily married for 40 years now.

  • Dude, just give me a ride! Stop being such a chode.

  • We've acquired tons of toys as a couple because putting in all that work with my chode was going to start doing damage to my back.


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Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage