A short laugh that can be slang for sarcasm or nervousness.

Initialism for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response". Slang for the tingling feeling often achieved when hearing whispers or specific audio prompts.

A viral phrase from a video by Drag Queen Jasmine Masters. In the video, Masters accidentally hits their genitals and says in surprise "And I oop...". The phrase has become a slang response for any shocking or surprising event.

A Japanese slang interjection that roughly translates to "Oh?" or "Hmm?" with surprise or amusement. However, in Otaku culture, the word takes on a more sexualized meaning: in certain adult Japanese materials, older women often breathily say the phrase to much younger men as a form of sexual flirtation.

Slang term for extreme boredom, only reached when typing every key on the home row.

A slang term for a girl who talks about anime, Japenese animation, frequently.

A slang term to describe an inconsiderate, arrogant, or rude person.

A white, female pornstar who is known for her larger booty and riding skills. She has accumulated quite the fan base, even being mentioned in several rap songs.

A slang term for time that should be spent working, but only gets used sitting on one's butt.

A Japanese slang term for an exaggerated, orgasmic facial expression. Generally sexualized, the face is supposedly made due to an overabundance of pleasure.

A term for any animation, hand or computer drawn, originating from Japan. Derived from the English word "animation", it has many common styles and tropes, but the term refers to any animation.

A term that indicates something is pleasing to the eye.

A reference to something that is so large and in charge, there's nothing you can compare it to.

Refers to a grappling maneuver that hyper-extends the arm to make the opponent submit.

An argument or tussle.

Ruined or messed up.

Hey, yo, boy

To freak out so much that it's tempting to throw your poop around like an angry monkey.

And you're telling me this because

are you there yet

Are You Vertical

As you wish

As you well know

a**h**e

Awesome

asian

a**

are you f**king kidding

are you f**king kidding me

Are You For Real

Are You f**king Serious

Are You Free Today

are you kidding

Are You Kidding Me

Are You Listening

are you my friend

are you okay

At Your Own Risk

And Your Point Is

At your request

are you serious

are you shitting me?

Are You Stupid Or Something

are you still there

Are You There

alright

are you there f**ker

At what time

A word to the wise

Are We There Yet

Any Which Way

Awaiting Your Reply

are you a girl or boy

All Your Base

all your base are belong 2 me

All your base are belong to us

All Your Base Are Belong To Google

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

All your base are belong to us

Aren't You Clever

All You Can Eat

As You Can See

are you done

Are You Done Yet

Yes

At Your Earliest Convenience

All Your Fault

Attention Whore

As Well As

As Well As Can Be Expected

After While, Crocodile

awesome

Awesome

Amazing

Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again

Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

Are We Having Fun Yet

awkward

Always with love

Avoiding Work Like The Plague

All We Need Is Another Chair

absent without leave

Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle

As We Speak

and why should i care

Awesome

awesome

Alternate Universe

Are You Bored

Are you done yet?

are you f**king mental

are you f**king shiting me

Cunt

I don't know

acceptable use policy

Are you there

Audio/Video

avenged sevenfold

Angels and Airwaves

Angry Video Game Nerd

Avatar

Afternooon

A Very Potter Musical

a very special boy

avatar

avatar

Avatar

Any Time Now

against the odds

at time of posting

answer the phone

About to pee myself

Answer The Question

All The Stars In The Sky

Along the same lines

At The Same Time

At This Time

Attention

At The Time Of This Post

Ain't That The Truth

All Terrain Vehicle

All The Very Best

All the way

All The Way Alive

Agree That We Disagree

according to you

AnyThing You Say

And So On

At Some Point

age sex race

Another term for butt.

a**h**e

American Telephone & Telegraph

Ait To Air

Ain't That A Bitch

all the best

Any Two Cards

Attention to Detail

At The End Of The Day

At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To

All Time Favorite

answer the f**king phone

All The Gear All The Time

Attack

atlanta

An slang acronym that means "At The Moment" — often used in texts or online to indicate what someone is doing currently.

According To My Opinion

As Soon As You Get This

Acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce

Anti Social Behaviour Order

American Standard Code for Information Interchange

age, sex, ethnicity

And So Forth

a**h**e

a**h**e

Application Specific Integrated Circuit

And so it goes

Someone who asks your opinion or for advice but never takes your advice and does exactly the opposite of what you suggested

age, sex, location

Age/Sex/Location/Availability

Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies

age sex location orientation

Age Sex Location Orientation Picture

Age, sex, location, picture

age sex location race

age, sex, location, race, picture

Acronym rich environment

Alright

Alternate Reality Gaming

Aggravate

Act of Random Kindness

around

Advanced Research Projects Agency

Advanced Research Projects Agency Network

a**

bothered

Afternoon

another subject

And So On

as soon as f**king possible

As Soon As I Can

as soon as I know

As A Matter Of Fact

as soon as possible

All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.

As soon as sensible

As Per Usual

As quick as possible

are

Alright

Attached Parenting

All Praise And Credit

All Points Bulletin

Armoured Personnel Carrier

application program interface

Actions per Minute

Authorized Personnel Only

apocalypse

Another Point Of Discussion

Annoying Piece Of Shit

Application

approximately

appointment

Annual Percentage Rate

appreciate

appreciate

Anarchy Online

All Of A Sudden

Any Other Business

Another One Bites The Dust

age of consent

Age Of Empires

Apprentice Old Fart

Ass on ice

All OK

American Online

Age of majority

Always on my mind

all or nothing

adult over shoulder

As Opposed To

All of the above

Amen on that one

All Of The Sudden

Angel On Your Pillow

angel on your shoulder

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

African National Congress

Abercrombie & Fitch

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

And Now For Something Completely Different

Almost Nearly Good Bridge

As New, in Box

animate

all night long

Anal Sex

Anonym

Adult Nursing Relationship

Against

America's Next Top Model

another

anyways

alright now where was i

Anyone

anyways

American Motors Corportation

Advanced Micro Devices

American Express

Adios Mother Fucker

Ah My God

ask me if i care

ask me if i give a f**k

Am I Right

All my love

Alpha Male Of Group

Amplifier

All My Roommates Thank You For The Show

Ask me something

ask me something personal

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

American passenger railroad corporation

Anime Music Video

Americas most wanted

Amazing

At Least I Have A Life

Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

A Load Of Bollocks

Actually Laughing Out Loud

a lot

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

all right

Alright

alright

alright

Alternative

Act Locally, Think Globally

Arithmetic Logic Unit

Ante Meridian

Ask Me Anything

as much as possible

it is amaxing and max put together

Amazing

All my boundless love

All My Best Wishes

And I Think You Do

As I Understand It

as i was saying

apple juice

Asynchronous Javascript and XML

Alaska

Assault rifle

also known as

Alexander King Project

Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project

Always Keep The Faith

Alcohol

as long as possible

as long as you tell me

all concerned

Animal Liberation Front

Ain't Life Grand

Best Friend

As If I Care

and if I did

all right

Alright

AOL instant messanger

As I Mentioned Before

Always In My Prayers

am not

And It's Not Even Close

All In One

agreement in principle

As I Remember

Stupid person

Ass In Seat

As it should be

As I Said Earlier

As I See It

Alright

Alright

Adult In The Room

Angel

Annual General Meeting

again

Advanced Graphics Port

All going well

a** hole

Always here for you

a**h**e

Artificial Intelligence

ALL IN A DAYS WORK

And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

Am I Boverd

As I See It

and I claim my five pounds

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

All In Good Fun

All Right

alright

As It Happens

Alright

A Fire Inside

As Far As I Am Aware

A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

April Fool's Joke

Usually means "Away From Keyboard"

away from keyboard to pee

away from keyboard

All for Now

Adult fan of

A Fresh Pair Of Eyes

About Fucking Time

All Fucked Up

Anyway, for what it's worth

Acronym Free Zone

Aggressive

Almost Good Bridge

Automatic Gain Control

Aggitated

Ain't Gonna Happen

And God Knows What Else

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

As Far As I Am Aware

As Far As I Am Concerned

As Far As I'm Concerned

As Far As I Can Remember

As Far As I Can See

As Far As I Can Tell

As Far As I Know

as far as I recall

As Far As I Understand

As Far As I Understand It

As Fast As Possible

As Far As You're Concerned

Away From Computer

away from computer parents may go on

All Fucking Day

Any Fucking Day Now

Affirmative

away from game

Another Fucking Growth Opportunity

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

All Day I Dream About Sex

Another Day In Hell

Another Day in Paradise

All Day Long

Ay dios mio

Administrator

Administrator

Any Day Now

Always Dependably Politically Incorrect

address

Aiming Down Sights

Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

A Day To Remember

Area Effect

And Ever And Ever

As Early As Possible

An acronym that stands for "As f***", usually affixed to the end of a sentence to denote somethings extremity.

As far as I can tell

A Friend As Good As You

Accident

access control entry

Asian Cowgirl

Absolutely couldn't give a f**k

acknowledged

Abbreviation of "actually laughed out loud" or "actually lol'd"; used to differentiate between something that's actually funny and something that only deserves a "lol" (much weaker) reply.

American Civil Liberties Union

A Company that Makes Everything

A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty

Automatic Colt Pistol

accept

Acquisition

Army Combat Uniform

Anno Domini

Another day, another dollar

All done, bye-bye

Address

Address

Assets Drawing Expenses Capital Liabilities Revenue

All Dogs Go To Heaven

absent by enforced net deprivation

Absolute bloody final

About f**king Time

Actual Bodily Harm

A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

An acronym that stands for "Always Be Knolling". Knolling is the practice of laying out related objects in parrallell lines and 90° angles for the sake of a picture.

Asshole By Nature

about

Already Been Posted

Absolutely

absent

About

About To

All About That Bass

about

Alternating Current

An acronym for "All Cops Are Bastards", a political slogan associated with people who oppose the police for various reasons, like militarization, racism, or overreach.

account

Account

Alt-Control-Delete

As A Matter Of Fact

As A Matter Of Interest

Always A Pleasure

At Any Rate

At Any Rate

American Association of Retired Persons

Alive And Smiling

As always, Sheldon has the answer

always and totally forever

Always At The Keyboard

After awhile crocodile

And Also with You

As Always, Your Friend

Ass Backwards

AB is Assignment Book

An abbreviation of the word abbreviation. An abbreviation is the shortening or contracting of a word that still represents the whole.

American Born Chinese

A bad computer professional

Already Been Done

Adult Baby Diaper Lover

age and location

away message

Author's Note

age,sex,location

Age/Sex/Location/Picture

age, sex, location, race

Anyway

A slang term that refers to something that is top quality or excellent condition.

anyone there

Advanced Audio Distribution Profile

Addicted to texting

Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime

Avenged Sevenfold

Automobile Association

American Automobile Association

American Association Against Acronym Abuse

Average At Best

as a best friend

As A Friend

Alive and Kicking

Hey

A higher exam

a**

Accident & Emergency (department of a hospital)

Always And Forever

Artists & Repertoire

alright

aol instant messanger

also known as