1. ESQ - Esquire
  2. FOO - Fool
  3. WDYK - What do you know
  4. JEAL - Jealous
  5. LRH - laughing really hard
  6. LOTFL - Laying On The Floor Laughing
  7. NAA - not at all
  8. HMSL - Hurt My Self Laughing
  9. R-TARD - retard
  10. SOTR - sex on the road
  11. RBL - Raltime Blackhole List
  12. LORE - Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
  13. UOINDIC - Unless Otherwise INDICated
  14. IMYT - I Miss You Too
  15. HHVF - Ha-ha, very funny
  16. NAWT - not
  17. GOL - Groaning out loud
  18. RTO - Radio Telephone Operator
  19. LUZR - Loser
  20. DARE - Drug Abuse Resistance Education
  21. GWG - Girl With Glasses
  22. GIB - Good In Bed
  23. HYPE TRAIN - being into something when there's a ton of media h
  24. OMSJ - Oh My Sweet Jesus!
  25. IDW - I Don't Want
  26. GRUNT - Not Defined
  27. CTA - Call To Action
  28. ICR - I can't rememer
  29. AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
  30. DUTMA - don't you text me again
  31. OTY - Over To You
  32. DH - Dear Husband
  33. OUO - Official Use Only
  34. NNITO - Not necessarily in that order
  35. FHB - Family Hold Back
  36. CYU - see you
  37. ?UP - what's up?
  38. FTC - Favorite, Thumbs up, Comment
  39. OLOY - Only Losers Obey Yolo
  40. OTS - On the scene
  41. JTBS - Just To Be Sure
  42. SECKSEA - Sexy
  43. DTTM - Don't Talk To Me
  44. VHF - Very High Frequency
  45. ICAM - I Couldn't Agree More
  46. SHEMALE - i am ali Islamabad/Rawalpindiand want to sex and e
  47. AOM - Age of majority
  48. T/Y - Thank you
  49. SWU - So What's Up
  50. ILTON - I have left the office now
  51. J/J - Just Joking
  52. TLA - Three Letter Acronym
  53. BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend
  54. BUAF - Butt Ugly ASCII Font
  55. FRILL - For Real
  56. FINE - Feelings Inside Not Expressed
  57. IRHTGTTBR - I really have to go to the bathroom
  58. CTP - Computer to plate
  59. WTHWT - What the heck was that
  60. FATS - Fuck All This Shit
  61. J DUB - Jehovah's Witness
  62. IAMA - I Am Mildly Amused
  63. YTML - You Took My Line
  64. MMHRD - Many Many Happy Returns of the Day
  65. IDKWIB - I Don't Know Why I Bother
  66. A - Hey
  67. ABP - Already Been Posted
  68. YSI - You Stupid Idiot
  69. GTHO - Get The Hell Out
  70. WAFB - What A Fucking Bitch
  71. LUFTHANSA - Let's Us FLirt Together And Never Seperate Again
  72. HWISTKT - How Was I Supposed To Know That
  73. MAWOY - May Angels Watch Over You
  74. GDAY - Good Day
  75. SC - Snap chat
  76. ROCKBAND - Music video game
  77. HUNIT - hundred
  78. PNAMBIC - Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
  79. SCSI - System Can't See It
  80. SUL - see you later
  81. :\ - Emoticon Meaning Confusion
  82. TFH - Thread From Hell
  83. AJ - apple juice
  84. KINGS - Drinking game
  85. HLA - Hot lesbian action
  86. ADD - Address
  87. ZIMBO - Person from Zimbabwe
  88. ILNY - I love New York
  89. YWHNB - Yes, we have no bananas
  90. ST2M - Stop talking to me
  91. ARGO OR AGRO - Aggravate
  92. IE - id est
  93. GR - Gotta Run
  94. GRO - Guest Relations Officer
  95. DITR - Dancing In The Rain
  96. VMA - Video Music Awards
  97. NAWW - no
  98. YUST - why you say that
  99. UCTAODNT - you can't teach an old dog new tricks
  100. WGUMCD - What goes up must come down