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  1. S - Yes
  2. S&D - Search and Destroy
  3. S&E - Sausage and Egg
  4. S&M - Sadism and Masochism
  5. S&P - Salt and Pepper
  6. S'OK - it's okay
  7. S'POSE - suppose
  8. S'UP - what is up
  9. S,ITWB - Sorry, in the wrong box
  10. S.I.N.G.L.E - Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.
  11. S.I.T. - stay in touch
  12. S.O.A.B. - son of a b***h
  13. S.O.B. - son of a b***h
  14. S.W.A.K. - sealed with a kiss
  15. S/ - Substitute first word with second
  16. S/A - Sex/Age
  17. S/B - Should Be
  18. S/N - Serial Number
  19. S/T - Self Titled
  20. S2 - Love (heart shape)
  21. S2A - sent to all
  22. S2BU - Sucks to be you
  23. S2R - Send To Receive
  24. S2S - sucks to suck
  25. S2U - Same To You
  26. S2US - Speak to you soon
  27. S3X - Sex.
  28. S4L - Single For Life
  29. S4S - Support For Support (MySpace)
  30. S4SE - Sight For Sore Eyes
  31. S8TER - skater
  32. SA - Sibling Alert
  33. SAB - slap a b***h
  34. SAC - Sorry All Close
  35. SACK - Bed
  36. SACK A DECK - Not Defined
  37. SACK HER DECK - Not Defined
  38. SACK MY DECK - Not Defined
  39. SACK THE DECK - Not Defined
  40. SADAD - Suck A Dick And Die
  41. SADDLE - Not Defined
  42. SAE - Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope
  43. SAF - Single Asian Female
  44. SAG - Screen Actors Guild
  45. SAGN - Spelling and Grammar Nazi
  46. SAH - sexy as hell
  47. SAHD - Stay at home dad
  48. SAHH - Stay At Home Husband
  49. SAHM - stay at home mom
  50. SAIA - Stupid Asses In Action
  51. SAL - Such a laugh
  52. SALAB - Stop acting like a baby
  53. SAMZD - Still amazed
  54. SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
  55. SAS - Smiling, Always Smiling
  56. SASE - self-addressed stamped envelope
  57. SAT - Sorry about that
  58. SATC - Sex And The City
  59. SAU - Same As Usual
  60. SB - Smile Back
  61. SBB - Stupid Beyond Belief
  62. SBC - sorry bout caps
  63. SBCG4AP - strongbads cool game for attractive people
  64. SBCN - Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
  65. SBD - Silent But Deadly
  66. SBF - Single Black Female
  67. SBH - Straight Black Hair
  68. SBI - Sorry aBout It
  69. SBID - Sometime Before I Die
  70. SBLAI - stop babbaling like an idiot
  71. SBM - Single Black Male
  72. SBRD - so bored
  73. SBS - such bull s**t
  74. SBT - sorry bout that
  75. SBTA - Sorry, Being Thick Again
  76. SBTM - Should be there momentarily
  77. SBUG - Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
  78. SC - Snap chat
  79. SCLM - So Called Liberal Media
  80. SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
  81. SCOOL - school
  82. SCRILLA - money
  83. SCRT - secret
  84. SCSI - System Can't See It
  85. SCULLY - a young street girl usually teenager or early 20's
  86. SCURRED - scared
  87. SD - Sad
  88. SDF - So Dang Funny
  89. SDF^ - shut da f**k up
  90. SDGI - She Doesn't Get It
  91. SDIHTT - SomeDay I'll Have The Time
  92. SDK - Software Developers Kit
  93. SDLC - Software Development Life Cycle
  94. SDMB - Sweet dreams, my baby
  95. SEAL - Slaying everyone and laughing
  96. SEC - second
  97. SECKS - sex
  98. SECKSEA - Sexy
  99. SECKSY - sexy
  100. SED - said
  101. SEE THROUGH YOUR EYES - stye
  102. SEG - s**t Eatin Grin
  103. SEKS - sex
  104. SELFIE - a picture of yourself, usually taken on a cell pho
  105. SELLIN - selling
  106. SEO - Search Engine Optimization
  107. SEP - Someone Else's Problem
  108. SERP - Search Engine Results Page
  109. SETE - Smiling Ear-to-Ear
  110. SEWAG - Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
  111. SEXC - sexy
  112. SEXE - sexy
  113. SEXI - Sexy
  114. SEXII - sexy
  115. SEXILICIOUS - Very Sexy
  116. SEXX0RZ - sex
  117. SEZ - says
  118. SF - Surfer Friendly
  119. SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
  120. SFAICR - So Far As I Can Recall
  121. SFAIK - So Far As I Know
  122. SFAM - Sister from another mother
  123. SFB - Shit for brains
  124. SFE - safe
  125. SFETE - Smiling From Ear To Ear
  126. SFF - So fucking funny
  127. SFH - So f**king Hot
  128. SFIPMP - so funny I peed my pants
  129. SFLA - Stupid Four Letter Acronym
  130. SFM - so f**king much
  131. SFMJI - Sorry For My Jumping In
  132. SFP - Small Form-factor Pluggable
  133. SFR - so f**king random
  134. SFS - So f****ing sexy
  135. SFSG - So Far So Good
  136. SFT - Sorry For That
  137. SFTTM - Stop Fucking Talking To Me
  138. SFU - shut the f**k up
  139. SFW - safe for work
  140. SFWUZ - safe for work until zoomed
  141. SFX - Stage Effects
  142. SFY - Speak for yourself
  143. SG - so good
  144. SGB - straight/gay/bisexual
  145. SGBADQ - Search google before asking dumb questions
  146. SGI - Still got it
  147. SGTM - slightly gigling to myself
  148. SGWM - Single Gay White Male
  149. SH - s**t happens
  150. SHAG - f**k
  151. SHAWTY - girl
  152. SHB - Should Have Been
  153. SHCOON - Shoot hot coffee out of nose
  154. SHD - should
  155. SHEMALE - i am ali Islamabad/Rawalpindiand want to sex and e
  156. SHEXI - sexy
  157. SHEXY - sexy
  158. SHIAT - s**t
  159. SHID - Slapping head in disgust
  160. SHIET - s**t
  161. SHITE - s**t
  162. SHIZ - s**t
  163. SHIZIT - s**t
  164. SHIZNAT - s**t
  165. SHIZNIT - In reality, the word shiznit has absolutely nothin
  166. SHIZZ - s**t
  167. SHIZZLE - s**t
  168. SHLD - should
  169. SHLH - Sitting Here Laughing Hysterically
  170. SHMEXY - sexy
  171. SHMILY - see how much i love you
  172. SHO - sure
  173. SHO'NUFF - sure enough
  174. SHOWIN - showing
  175. SHRN - "So/super high right now." Normally said when the
  176. SHT - s**t
  177. SHTF - s**t hits the fan
  178. SHTR - See How They Run
  179. SHTSI - Somebody Had To Say It
  180. SHUD - should
  181. SHUDDUP - Shut Up
  182. SHUP - shut up
  183. SHURE - sure
  184. SHUT^ - shut Up
  185. SHWR - shower
  186. SHYAT - s**t
  187. SHYT - s**t
  188. SH^ - Shut up
  189. SIA - Someone is around
  190. SIAO - school is almost over
  191. SIBIR - sibling in room
  192. SIC - said in context
  193. SICL - Sitting In Chair Laughing
  194. SICNR - Sorry, I could not resist
  195. SICS - Sitting In Chair Snickering
  196. SIDH - Sorry I didn't help
  197. SIDU - Sorry I Don't Understand
  198. SIF - as if
  199. SIFM - Yes i have ham
  200. SIFN'T - as if not
  201. SIG - Signature
  202. SIG2R - Sorry, I Got To Run
  203. SIGGY - Signature
  204. SII - Seriously Impaired Imagination
  205. SIIK - Stuffed If I Know
  206. SIL - Sister-in-law
  207. SILF - Sister I'd Like To f**k
  208. SIMCL - sitting in my chair laughing
  209. SIMCLMAO - sitting in my chair laughing my a** off
  210. SIMM - SIMM stands for Single In-line Memory Module as op
  211. SIMMS - Single Inline Memory Modules
  212. SIMYC - Sorry I missed your call
  213. SINBAD - Single income, no boyfriend, absolutely desperate
  214. SINK - Single Income No Kids
  215. SIOL - Shout It Out Loud
  216. SIP - Skiing In Powder
  217. SIR - Strike it rich
  218. SIS - sister
  219. SIS,SIG - Speech is silver, silence is golden
  220. SISTA - Sister
  221. SIT - Stay In Touch
  222. SITB - sex in the but
  223. SITCOMS - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  224. SITD - Still In The Dark
  225. SITE - Not Defined
  226. SITMF - say it to my face
  227. SIU - suck it up
  228. SIUL8R - See you later
  229. SIUP - Suck It Up Pussy
  230. SIUYA - Shove It Up Your Ass
  231. SJF - Single Jewish Female
  232. SJM - Single Jewish Male
  233. SK - Shit kickers: boots worn to the barn.
  234. SK8 - Skate
  235. SK8ER - skater
  236. SK8ING - Skating
  237. SK8NG - Skating
  238. SK8R - Skater
  239. SK8RBOI - Skater Boy
  240. SK8TER - skater
  241. SK8TR - skater
  242. SKED - schedule
  243. SKEET - ejaculate
  244. SKEWL - school
  245. SKHOOL - school
  246. SKILLZ - skills
  247. SKL - School
  248. SKOOL - school
  249. SKOUL - school
  250. SKTDH - Stop Kicking That Dead Horse
  251. SKTR - skater
  252. SKUX - Means awesome
  253. SKWL - school
  254. SL4N - so long for now
  255. SLANG - commonly used terms and phrases in language that m
  256. SLAP - sounds like a plan
  257. SLAW - Sounds Like A Winner
  258. SLAY - Work it
  259. SLEEPIN - sleeping
  260. SLEEPN - sleeping
  261. SLF - sexy little f**k
  262. SLFN - So Long Far Now
  263. SLGB - Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
  264. SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
  265. SLM - Socially limiting maneuver
  266. SLNG - slang
  267. SLO - slow
  268. SLOM - Sticking Leeches On Myself
  269. SLORE - s**tty w***e
  270. SLOS - someone looking over shoulder
  271. SLP - sleep
  272. SLR - Single Lens Reflex
  273. SLT - Something Like That
  274. SLY - Still love you
  275. SL^T - s**t
  276. SM - Senior Moment
  277. SM1 - someone
  278. SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
  279. SMAW - Shielded Metal Arc Welding
  280. SMB - see my blog
  281. SMBD - suck my big d**k
  282. SMBT - Suck my big toe
  283. SMC - suck my c**k
  284. SMD - suck my d**k
  285. SMDB - suck my d**k b***h
  286. SMDH - Shaking my dick head
  287. SMDVQ - suck my d**k quickly
  288. SME - Subject Matter Expert
  289. SMEG - f**k
  290. SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
  291. SMEXY - sexy
  292. SMF - So much fun
  293. SMFD - suck my f**king d**k
  294. SMFPOS - stupid mother f**king piece of s**t
  295. SMG - Sub-machine Gun!
  296. SMH - "shakes my head"
  297. SMHB - suck my hairy balls
  298. SMHID - Scratching my head in disbelief
  299. SMHO - Screaming My Head Off
  300. SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
  301. SMITHWAWS - Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon
  302. SML - So much love
  303. SMMWO - Shut My Mouth Wide Open
  304. SMO - Many (maybe 60) years ago, there was a small white
  305. SMOFF - Serious Mode OFF
  306. SMOFO - stupid mother f**ker
  307. SMOP - Small Matter of Programming
  308. SMS - Not Defined
  309. SMST - somebody missed snack time
  310. SMT - suck my tits
  311. SMTHIN - something
  312. SMTHNG - something
  313. SMTM - show me the money
  314. SMTO - Staat voor SodeMieterTochOp
  315. SMTOAY - Sticking my tongue out at you
  316. SN - screen name
  317. SNAFU - situation normal all f**ked up
  318. SNAFUBAR - Situation Normal All f**ked Up Beyond Any Recognit
  319. SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
  320. SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  321. SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
  322. SNEW - what's new
  323. SNF - so not fair
  324. SNL - Saturday Night Live
  325. SNM - say no more
  326. SNMP - So not my problem
  327. SNOG - kiss
  328. SNOGGED - kissed
  329. SO - significant other
  330. SO8 - Sweet
  331. SOA - service oriented architecture
  332. SOAB - Son of a Bitch
  333. SOAD - system of a down
  334. SOAFB - son of a f**king b***h
  335. SOAG - Son Of A Gun
  336. SOB - son of a b***h
  337. SOBS - same, old, boring s**t
  338. SOBT - Stressed Out Big Time
  339. SOC - Same old crap
  340. SOD - Stupidity of the Day
  341. SOE - service oriented enterprise
  342. SOF - smile on face
  343. SOFAS - stepping out for a smoke
  344. SOFS - same old f**king s**t
  345. SOG - Son Of a Gun
  346. SOGOP - Shit Or Get Off the Pot
  347. SOH - sense of humor
  348. SOHB - Sense Of Humour Bypass
  349. SOHF - Sensing Humor Failure
  350. SOI - Self Owning Idiot
  351. SOIAR - Sit On It And Rotate
  352. SOK - It's OK
  353. SOKAY - it's okay
  354. SOL - s**t outta luck
  355. SOM'M - something
  356. SOM1 - someone
  357. SOMADN - sitting on my a** doing nothing
  358. SOME1 - someone
  359. SOMF - Sat On My Face
  360. SOML - story of my life
  361. SOMY - sick of me yet
  362. SOO - So
  363. SOOBS - saggy boobs
  364. SOOI - Stay out of it
  365. SOOL - s**t out of luck
  366. SOOYA - Snake Out Of Your Ass
  367. SOP - same old place
  368. SORG - Straight or Gay
  369. SORREH - sorry
  370. SORT - Not Defined
  371. SORTA - sort of
  372. SOS - same old s**t
  373. SOSDD - same old s**t, different day
  374. SOSG - spouse over shoulder gone
  375. SOSO - Same Old, Same-Old
  376. SOT - Short On Time
  377. SOTA - State of the Art
  378. SOTC - stupid off topic crap
  379. SOTG - Spirit Of The Game
  380. SOTMG - Short On Time, Must Go
  381. SOTP - Seat Of The Pants
  382. SOTR - sex on the road
  383. SOTW - Spirit of the wild
  384. SOW - Statement of Work
  385. SOWI - sorry
  386. SOWM - Someone with me
  387. SOWWY - sorry
  388. SOYF - Stay on your feet
  389. SOZ - sorry
  390. SP - Spelling
  391. SPAM - Spiced Pork and hAM
  392. SPATHROOM - Spa-like bathroom
  393. SPK - Speak
  394. SPKR - Speaker
  395. SPLOITS - exploits
  396. SPLOITZ - exploits
  397. SPOOPY -
  398. SPOS - stupid peace of s**t
  399. SPRM - sperm
  400. SPROS - Stop, parents reading over shoulder
  401. SPST - Same place, same time
  402. SPTO - Spoke to
  403. SQ - Square
  404. SQL - Single
  405. SQO - Some Quantity Of
  406. SQTM - snickering quietly to myself
  407. SRCH - search
  408. SRLY - seriously
  409. SRN - Strip right Now
  410. SRO - Standing Room Only
  411. SROUCKS - that's cool, but it still sucks
  412. SRRY - Sorry
  413. SRS - serious
  414. SRSLY - Seriously
  415. SRVIS - Service
  416. SRY - sorry
  417. SRYND2G - sorry need to go
  418. SRZLY - seriously
  419. SS - screenshot
  420. SS4L - smoking sista for life
  421. SSC - Super Sexy Cute
  422. SSDD - same s**t, different day
  423. SSDP - same s**t different pile
  424. SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  425. SSFD - Solid State Disk
  426. SSI - Subject Says It
  427. SSIA - Subject Says It All
  428. SSID - Service Set Identifier
  429. SSIF - So stupid it's funny
  430. SSINF - So stupid it's not funny
  431. SSL - Secure Socket Layer
  432. SSM - Same-sex marriage
  433. SSOB - stupid sons of b***hes
  434. SSRY - so sorry
  435. SSSD - Same s**t Same Day
  436. ST - Stop That
  437. ST&D - Stop texting and drive
  438. ST1 - stoned
  439. ST2M - Stop talking to me
  440. ST8 - Stage
  441. STAR - Stop, think, act, review
  442. STB - soon to be
  443. STBID - Some Time Before I Die
  444. STBX - soon to be ex
  445. STBY - Sucks To Be You
  446. STD - Seal The Deal
  447. STEAMLOLLER - Laughing. Alot.
  448. STFAGOS - Stuff That For A Game Of Soldiers
  449. STFD - sit the f**k down
  450. STFF - stuff
  451. STFM - search the f**king manual
  452. STFNG - search the f**king news group
  453. STFU - shut the f**k up
  454. STFUA - shut the f**k up already
  455. STFUAH - shut the f**k up a**h**e
  456. STFUB - shut the f**k up b***h
  457. STFUDA - Shut the f**k up dumb a**
  458. STFUGBTW - shut the f**k up and get back to work
  459. STFUN - Shut the f**k up n****r
  460. STFUOGTFO - Shut the f**k up or get the f**k out.
  461. STFUPPERCUT - shut the f**k up
  462. STFUYB - shut the f**k up you b***h
  463. STFUYSOAB - shut the f**k up you son of a b***h
  464. STFW - search the f**king web
  465. STG - swear to god
  466. STH - something
  467. STHING - something
  468. STHU - Shut the heck up
  469. STLSDR - Still too long, still didn't read
  470. STM - smiling to myself
  471. STMS - Sick to my stomach
  472. STMUC - Stop Texting Me You Creep
  473. STO - Sticking Out Tongue
  474. STONER - stoner is a person who does drugs more than often.
  475. STOOPID - stupid
  476. STPD - Stupid
  477. STPPYNOZGTW - Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  478. STR8 - straight
  479. STR8UP - straight up
  480. STS - so to speak
  481. STSP - Same Time Same Place
  482. STT - Same Time Tomorrow
  483. STTH - Speak to the hand
  484. STUFU - stupid f**ker
  485. STUPD - stupid
  486. STW - Search the Web
  487. STYLL - Styll sounds like "still" but it means you agree o
  488. STYS - Speak To You Soon
  489. SU - Shut Up
  490. SUABQ - shut up and be quiet
  491. SUAC - Shit Up A Creek
  492. SUAFU - Situation unchanged, all fouled up
  493. SUAGOOML - shut up and get out of my life
  494. SUAKM - Shut up and kiss me
  495. SUF - Shut your face
  496. SUFI - Super Finger
  497. SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
  498. SUIB - shut up im busy
  499. SUITM - See You In The Morning
  500. SUK - suck
  501. SUKA - Sucker
  502. SUKZ - sucks
  503. SUL - see you later
  504. SUM1 - Someone
  505. SUMFIN - Something
  506. SUMMIN - something
  507. SUMONE - someone
  508. SUMTHIN' - Something
  509. SUMTIN - something
  510. SUNOILTY - Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
  511. SUP - What's Up
  512. SUPA - super
  513. SUPPOSABLY - Supposedly
  514. SUS - See You Soon
  515. SUSFU - situation unchanged, still f**ked up
  516. SUSS - To figure something out, often something that was
  517. SUT - see you tomorrow
  518. SUTH - So use to haters
  519. SUTUCT - so you think you can type
  520. SUX - sucks
  521. SUX0RZ - sucks
  522. SUX2BU - sucks to be you
  523. SUXOR - Sucks
  524. SUXORS - sucks
  525. SUXORZ - sucks
  526. SUXX - sucks
  527. SUXXOR - sucks
  528. SUYAH - shut up you a** hole!
  529. SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
  530. SVN - seven
  531. SVS - Someone very special
  532. SVU - special victims unit
  533. SW - so what
  534. SWA - So what ass
  535. SWAFK - sealed with a friendly kiss
  536. SWAG - Means Cool or like she owns the place.
  537. SWAK - Crazy Minded
  538. SWALBCAKWS - Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
  539. SWALK - sealed with a loving kiss
  540. SWAS - Said with a smile
  541. SWATK - Sent with a tender kiss
  542. SWCOC - Special Wishes, Comments, Or Corrections
  543. SWDYRTW - Since When Do You Rule The Web
  544. SWDYT - So What Do You Think
  545. SWDYWTTA - So what do you want to talk about
  546. SWF - single white female
  547. SWIM - See What I Mean
  548. SWIS - See What I'm Saying
  549. SWITW - Sexiest Woman In the World
  550. SWL - Screaming with Laughter
  551. SWLABR - She Walks Like a Bearded Rainbow
  552. SWM - Single White Male
  553. SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
  554. SWMT - Stop Wasting My Time
  555. SWP - sorry wrong person
  556. SWPM - Single White Professional Male
  557. SWRD - Still waters run deep
  558. SWSW2B - single when she wants to be
  559. SWT - sweet
  560. SWTF - seriously, what the f**k
  561. SWU - So What's Up
  562. SWW - Single White Woman
  563. SWYP - So What's Your Problem
  564. SX - sex
  565. SXC - sexy
  566. SXCY - sexy
  567. SXE - straight edge
  568. SXI - sexy
  569. SXS - sex
  570. SXY - sexy
  571. SY - Sincerely Yours
  572. SY2SB - Send you to sin bin
  573. SYATP - see you at the party
  574. SYBDW2BY - See Ya But Don't Want 2 Be Ya
  575. SYDIM - stick your d**k in me
  576. SYDLM - Shut your dirty little mouth
  577. SYFM - shut your f**king mouth
  578. SYH - Shut Your Head
  579. SYIAB - see you in a bit
  580. SYIAF - see you in a few
  581. SYIH - See you in hell
  582. SYITM - See You In The Morning
  583. SYL - See you later
  584. SYL8R - see you later
  585. SYLA - See You Later Alligator
  586. SYM - shut your mouth
  587. SYNDROMING - When you bout to clutch a 1v4 and you fall off the
  588. SYOA - Save Your Own a**
  589. SYOTBF - see you on the battlefield
  590. SYRS - see ya real soon
  591. SYS - See You Soon
  592. SYSOP - system operator
  593. SYT - see you there
  594. SYTYCD - so you think you can dance
  595. SYU - sex you up
  596. SYUTH - Smack You Upside The Head
  597. SYWWBY - See Ya Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya
  598. SYY - Shut your yapper
  599. SZ - sorry
  600. S^ - What's Up
  601. S~! - Salute
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